Robin in the Box

You need to forgive Jabari Parker for freaking out at this tactile exercise. As NBA heads, Robin Lopez does have a very um, unique oneā€”from the hair to the size of it, the fu manchu mustache and animated eyebrows, it understandably conjures up thoughts of demonic hell spawn if going by touch alone.

Other scary NBA heads (by feel): Boban Marjanovic, Lonnie Walker, Ricky Rubio.